Worst Online Date - Bad Date Stories

This guy and I started going out after meeting online, and things were going great in every way until we ended up in the bedroom together somewhere around our fourth or fifth date. He was gorgeous and had a body that would make your knees melt, and the foreplay was great cause this guy knew exactly how to use his tongue! Then, off came his pants and down went my libido! He had a tiny little frankfurter where I was expecting to find a nice, plump Polish sausage! So sad! But I’m not a total bitch so obviously I didn’t freak out or anything, I totally hid my disappointment and we went ahead with everything, anyway. Talk about anti-climactic! I couldn’t get off no matter how he went at it so then I told him that I generally can’t get off from intercourse (lies!) and that maybe he should try something different. He did and he was fabulous! So there’s a plus on his side, and sorry to sound like Samantha from Sex and the City, but damned if I wasn’t badly wanting a big strong man below the belt as well! Well, since he was such a nice guy and everything else was going so great I decided to stick it out for a while and see if I got over little Frankie downstairs… but a girl’s only got so many orgasms she can give to a guy’s mouth and hands!!! I can’t help it but I just need a guy with a little more meat to offer—any of you ladies out there agree with me??