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Guys like blowjobs, right?

  • kyra
  • May 9, 2008

So I started going out with this guy last summer—he was great and we were having a great time together… then things started to get physical and we started sleeping together. That was all well and good for a few times… then one night, we were fooling around and I started to go down on him. All of a sudden, the guy started going “whoa whoa whoa” and stopped me from going down there. So obviously things are not totally comfortable between us yet, and I can understand that… after all, oral sex is pretty intimate, and maybe he wasn’t ready for it yet. That’s cool. After a couple more weeks, I tried again… and again, got the same reaction! Now I was feeling pretty dejected—I’ve never been turned down when I’ve gone down!! I tried being understanding and asked him if he was okay, and he said “yeah” and I said for him to just relax and trust me, that there’s nothing to feel funny about and that he’ll like it (I figured maybe he was inexperienced or something). But then, he goes: “no, I don’t want you to go down on me” and when I asked why, he said “cause I really like you.” So I’m like “oookay, that’s a good thing!” and, tell me if you can believe this, he goes “no, I really like you and if we have kids, I don’t want my wife to kiss our kids with the same mouth that has had my dick in it”!!!!!!!!!! That was pretty warped, huh? I was so surprised!!! I never thought anybody could think like that. Anyone out there think that way???

People's thoughts on this story

From matt (I'm a 16 year old Man from San Diego, California)

Uhh i guess. Strange reason tho, those feel freaking great, are you any good, by chance? ;]


From rita (I'm a 24 year old Woman)

hehehhe! i wish i get a guy like that :) i don’t like to go down there.

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